Miss Conduct Goes To The Superbowl

March 5, 2010
By admin

football
Dear Ms. Gendernova,
Still celebrating the Super Bowl?
– William Shakespeare

It’s impotent to take every opportunity
to tell people how much there is to hate
about the Superbowl
but really it’s not going to
change the fact that everyone is
brainwashed into thinking
this is some really worthwhile event,
something truly American,
when all I think about are
pork-bellied men
gaping at t.v.’s in sports bars,
staring up at the corner of the room,
captive barflies.

The world is watching America
and America’s watching t.v.

Then again it must be something biological
that extra bit of testosterone
like the destiny of sperm
that strive ever faster:
throw a ball real far
and fetch it
drive a car real fast
shoot a gun
– real deadly —
shoot the enemy
without thinking
shoot your load
fertilize
touchdown

Trista di Genova, circa 1997

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3 Responses to “ Miss Conduct Goes To The Superbowl ”

  1. Kylie BattName on April 11, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    Подтверждаю. Так бывает. Давайте обсудим этот вопрос….

    brainwashed into thinking
    this is some really worthwhile event,
    something truly American,
    when all I think about are
    pork-bellied men
    gaping at t.v…..

  2. Kylie Batt on April 20, 2010 at 6:49 pm

    Действительно и как я раньше не подумал про это…

    staring […….

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